December 2011
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Everyone is doing something for New Years, except me
When someone tells me they like me
androidgirl:
The first time somebody asked me out I started literally choking on slushie. Highly attractive.
I hate it when I'm at school nothing crazy happens... →
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That ONE time you feel hyper and want to do...
iheart404:
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FUUUUUUCK! These cramps are horrible. I can feel them in my stomach and then they go down towards my butt area.
It hurts like a bitch!!!
Relationships end because once the person has you,...
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My cat is like a dog
She is insanely attached to me. All she wants to do is fall asleep next to me while I’m on my laptop.
I go away for a few days and she sits at the front door waiting for me to come back. When I do come back, she ignores me for hours and won’t let me touch her, then she come put from under the bed and cuddles up next to me.
When I’m going to sleep she jumps up onto my bed and...
11 year old: has sex and gets drunk every weekend
me: goes to movies with my mom
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They say your head can be a prison
Then these are just conjugal visits
People will dissect us
‘Til this doesn’t mean a thing anymore
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I had the weirdest dream last night..
My mum had given birth to a baby boy, then my MALE dog gave birth to four human babies, three were boys and one was a girl.
It was weird as fuck.
dilatedx asked: you like ma ass ;)
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Why? Why? Why?
I never ever waned this to happen. He can’t learn to accept it and move on. I honestly feel sorry for him, I’ve fucked up his life because of my own selfish reasons.
I’m sorry.
When people go underwater in movies, I like to... →
funniest10k:
I died at Finding Nemo.
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